Case Dismissed Guaranteed is a group of extremely esteemed constitutional criminal defense lawyers. We're NOT B.A.R "attorneys" and give no legal advise. We don't "practice law" We PERFECT IT! We're here to defend all of your rights. What sets us apart is that case dismissal is 100% guaranteed. So, you have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.
Are you in trouble with the statutes and codes? Haven't hurt anybody or deprived them of anything? Then we'll give the statutes trouble using the law The honorable lawyers of CDG look forward to helping you resolve your criminal legal issues. Be advised, we pay a 30% referral and 5% on future deals from that original referral! Our thinking is, we would have 100% of nothing if not for you, so 65- 70% of something is better than 100% of nothing!
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Anti-Social behaviour is a trait of intelligence in a world full of "attorney" confomists and 2nd class know nothing (FEDERAL) (c)ITIZEN CAPITALIZED SLAVES -The 501 (NOT C-3) Canon Lawyers of Case Dismissed Guaranteed.com
San Francisco office 415 412 8548
East Bay Berkeley 510 862 8822 firstname.lastname@example.org
Unlike BAR"approved' attorneys,we will guarantee all our services in writing via the Performance Guarantee Contract, You'll know in advance the total cost of having your case dismissed.
At C.D.G, We never charge 'additional fees' because your case turns out to be more difficult. There are no surprises at Case Dismissed Guaranteed.com
Ask your BAR approved attorney if they will use all means to obtain a favorable decision. Ask if they will employ the Constitution in your defense. If not, why? Why wouldn't they use it if it's available? Ask if they'll sign a contract to defend all of your Constitutional and other rights. When they won't, call Gabriella Marie @
(510)-862-8822 or Christiana in San Francisco (415)-412-8548
99% of B.A.R. Attorneys make Us 1% of REAL Lawyers look bad. NEVER HIRE AN "ATTORNEY" who's unwilling to sign a written contract to defend all your rights AND provide YOU with a LIST of YOUR rights. Why would YOU?! YOU have the right to an honest and effective attoney who'll defend ALL your rights. Please America! Stop being victims of today's once honorable courts. WORDS MATTER! VENUE MATTERS! PERSONAL JURISDICTION MATTERS! Attorneys and "Referees" use and deceive through legalese. We don't! We're happy to explain! Attoneys are liars and that includes the "referee" British Accredited Registry Agent "Judge." (aka Clown in a gown) Who IS a member of the B.A.R.. A foreign agent with a TITLE OF NOBILITY! aka Esquire. Don't be victimized!
WHY are ALL P0-"Lice" and Criminal B.A.R. "attorneys" traitors to these states united and their OATH?
ANSWER: They enforce for "courts" where nobody gets a fair trial and the Constitution don't matter.
“Silence makes cowards out of the best of men” –Abraham Lincoln
”When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty” -Thomas Jefferson
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CONSTITUTIONAL CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYERS
We live in a police state with so many statutes and codes, that you could never read them lifetime. Let alone understand the legalese perversion.
Chances are, you've broken the law today. Due to these sad facts, Case Dismissed Guaranteed is inundated with requests for help. We are currently accepting most cases where liberty is at risk. We specialize in cases where nobody has been deprived of life, liberty or property, but will consider all extenuating circumstances in all cases, so run it past us for consideration.
If you have called or written and have not reached our busy secretary within 24 hours, please call back and feel free to leave a message. We will try our best to get back to you. Fill out our application before contacting us so we know all of your general information. If you feel your case is urgent and help is necessary, feel free to call us after hours in hopes of contacting us. Remember, worrying is like a rocking chair. It takes up a whole lot of time and doesn't get you anywhere. So relax! Once you have our contract in hand, your case will be dismissed guaranteed and, guaranteed in writing. Nobody that we're aware of guarantees case dismissal in writing like Us.
99% of B.A.R. "attorneys" make Real Constitutional Lawyers look bad. If you've been ripped off by Criminal B.A.R. "attorney's" call Us!
Never! EVER!! E v E R!!! Hire ANY B.A.R. "attorney" who won't sign a written contract to defend ALL your Constitutional and other rights!
”God grants Liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it.” ~Daniel Webster
Learn about your right and duty to nullify bad laws and control government below
THE FULLY INFORMED JURY ASSOCIATION
If you don't know your status the courts will define it.
If you don't know your rights YOU don't have any. -CDG
Are you a 1st class free (C)itizen or a 2nd class (c)itizen slave? Do you derive your 1st class (C)itizenship from the original Constitution or your 2nd class (c)itizenship through the passing of the 14th amendment? Call Us and We'll give Our Lawful Opinion on the matter. Never call Us expecting to get any legal advise. We'll give you something even better! Honest Lawful Opinion based on over*100 years of smashing Criminal Statutes and Codes and 17 years of winning dismissals.
We swear help to uphold ALL of your Constitutional rights.
But mostly your right to simply be left alone!
“There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” by Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged.
Written in 1957 Ayn Rand could have never imagined the situation we're in today. There are so many statues and codes a human could never read them let alone understand them in a lifetime. Congress itself has no idea how many there are! Congress debates the meaning of "Is.?"
If you desire legal advise, bend over, spread your cheeks and contact a British Accredited Registry Agent known as aB.A.R. "attorney." We do NOT give any legal advice. At Case Dismissed Guaranteed We simply explain your rights and show you how the criminal B.A.R. has supplanted the original laws and replaced them with militarized "Statutes and Codes" (which are NOT law.) We will prove that most all "BAR" attorneys involved in criminal law are traitorous criminals themselves. You'll know when they won't sign a contract to defend all your constitutional and other rights. Especially the ones you know nothing about. While you're at it ask you British Accredited Registry Agent for a list of all your rights. See
what happens. Then call Us.